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I had this dream on Saturday 2012. It’s pretty creepy. Kind of a mix of Children of the Corn and those people who knock on your door asking if you’ve found god. Except in this case gone very wrong. Anyways here it is : Mike and I were off to the arena for some expo. We were given free tickets by this strange man that approached us outside of the bar one night so we figured why not. He even said if we made it through the whole thing we would get a big money prize of 5 grand. Mike and I really needed the money so we figured why not even though in was 5 hours away from any civilization. When we got there we parked pretty close. There was parking a mile back that was cheaper but we decided to take the vip front area parking so we didn’t have to walk very far. When we got into the building nothing appeared to be going on. Everyone inside seemed kind of confused. We went up to one of the staff members in the arena and she told us where to go and where our seats were. She then made an evil smile and told us “good luck comes to those the lord forgives”. Mike and I looked at one another like wow is this whacko for real? As we made our way to our seats we looked around at the crowd. It was not your normal everyday people kind of crowd but we felt comfortable around them. When we took our seats all of the lights went dim and we leaned forward to see what was going to happen on stage. A man comes out of the curtain. He was a short bald man wearing a red tailcoat. “Welcome to the first ever sinners expo!” He said. Everyone clapped and shouted. “You are all here today because you are sinners and you will all die unless spared by the lord!” The curtain opens. There were three girls lined up with blindfolds on. “These girls are sinners they have participated in the devils work! Pre martial sex, dressing like demon worshipers, and taking the lords name in vain!” Everyone laughs at the man like it’s all an act but I get this odd feeling that something is strange. The man takes out a machine gun and says ” May god have mercy on your souls.” He starts shooting at the girls two of them lay lifeless except one. Everyone in the arena starts screaming. The man turns towards the audience and yells “Sinners should all die but the lord has spared one and the lord always gives second chances to those who are truly in the eye of the beholder!” He looks at another man standing side stage and yells “release the saved child!” The tied up girl is released and falls to the ground crying. Silence fills the arena. The host of the show slowly turns towards the audience and says “You are all sinners and now it’s your turn to die!” 10 people come out on stage with machine guns and start shooting at the crowd. You can hear screams coming from the whole arena. Mike grabs my hand and we take off running. When we get to the hall there are people with guns shooting and people falling to ground covered in blood. Mike looked at me and told me to not let go and run as fast as I can. I looked at him like he was an idiot but I felt lots of trust in him at that moment. We both looked ahead and as soon as one of those Jesus people turned their head we booked it. We made it outside. I we so relieved until I saw that there were people in the parking lot shooting as well. I thought to myself this is it we are done. Mike and I stayed along the side of the building and ducked and hid anytime we saw one of the weird Jesus people walking around. Along the way we ran into others who were hidding. They let us hid with them. They were as clueless as we were to why the hell this was going on. As we hid someone approached us. I looked up and he pointed to the girl behind me. “She shall not be spared!” The man yelled. He reached for the girl and started beating her. Then he dropped the girl and started crying and talking to himself saying he was sorry over and over He looked up to the sky and said “I am sorry my lord! I did not mean to punish a forgiven one!” He took out a gun and shot himself in the head splattering his blood all over the beat up girl. She started screaming and I grabbed her by the arm and we all got up and ran towards the exit. There was no one there except a big sign that said “God has forgiven you”. We made it. We were free. We got the hell out of there and never looked back. Until….”Mike wait!” I said. I realized at that moment and said “How are we going to get home my car is parked all the way back towards the front of the arena! “
Need this!
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They’re all gonna laugh at you.
They’re all gonna laugh at you!
They’re all gonna laugh at you!
Carrie anyone? This dress was purchased from a thrift store in Michigan(My hometown). The dress was 5 bucks, Crown 3, fake spray blood 3, fake flowers, Ribbon, and flowers for the corsage 4 bucks (I made them both by using ribbon to tie them together). Total: 15 bucks
On another note I was also this:
The neck gash is homemade out of liquid latex and tissue paper (Liquid Latex-4 bucks). The wedding dress is a REAL wedding dress I purchased from a thrift shop in Michigan for 9 dollars. I also purchased a bottle of blood and threw that on the dress(3 bucks). Fake blood does not really stain the dress a bright enough red so I also used red food coloring(2 bucks). The veil was borrowed from my friend Kiki(Free). The make-up I already had! Total Price of my mutilated bride costume: 18 bucks.
Happy Halloween Kiddies!
“To make Michael Myers frightening, I had him walk like a man, not a monster.” -John Carpenter-
Sometimes I browse ebay on my break and I kick myself for looking because then I want to buy everything I see.
Such as these:
Dont forget the Creepshow Comics….
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And you better believe I bid on this one cause it starts at 3.25 however I know that this comic will sell for at least 100 bucks so I am hoping I get lucky and no one else will want to bid past 6 dollars? (insert puppy dog eyes here).
Right now I feel like Nathan “WHERES MY CREEPSHOW COMIC! RAWRRRR!”
I hope this will be the outcome except instead of a “Fathers Day Cake” I will have my comic book in the palms of my hands! Muwahahha!
Spider Girls…Spider Girls….Does whatever Spider Girls do!
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I promised myself I would not drink the double chocolate stout tonight but it kept saying “drink me I’m delicious”. So of course I listened to the beer. If you like stouts and have not tried Young’s Double Chocolate Stout I highly recommend trying it! Now it’s time to relax and watch one of my favorites… Puppet Master. Goodnight ghouls!
Birthday pranks at work! It’s fun for the whole company! =D